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10+ Jokes About Italians That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Ah, Italians. They gave us pizza, Leonardo da Vinci, amazing wine… Oh, and Western civilization. We have a lot to thank this Southern European nation for, and here at Bored Panda, we’re doing it the only way we really know how – with jokes.

If you’re Italian yourself, you’re probably tired of people commenting on your loud speaking voice, exaggerated hand movements, and incomparable love of pasta. You probably cringe every time someone starts singing That’s Amore. You’ve probably heard every. Single. Mafia. Joke. We’re not trying to make your life harder. We promise that this post is all about love for the Bel Paese.

Check out the biggest and baddest list of Italian jokes ever below, and share this post with the Italian in your life as a token of appreciation.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

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My Sister Adopted Her Very First Dog And His Before & After Pics Have Me Crying

Meriah Jae couldn’t be more proud of her sister for adopting a sheltered pit bull in serious need for some love. So she decided to express her feelings on Twitter, where Meriah stitched together a couple of cutest pics of her sister’s new pet with a powerful message: “adopt, don’t shop.”

And this message simply blew up online with over 133,000 retweets, 345,000 likes, and most importantly a ton of encouraging comments with kind words, tips and more stories like this.

Of course, let’s not discount the star of the whole show – the adorable pit bull named Charlie who’s finally enjoying his life with a loving owner, while also becoming a Twitter symbol for pet adoption. Nice going, Charlie!

This sheltered pit bull was in serious need for love

Straight away the joy of life came back to Charlie

And his before-and-after photos exploded on Twitter

Inspiring an incredible online thread of positivity…

Which got other people to share the stories of their furry friends:

Read more: http://www.boredpanda.com/adopted-dog-before-after-photos-meriah/

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The 10+ Most Hilarious Parenting Tweets Of The Year So Far

Mixing parents and Twitter is a dangerously hilarious combination that we have already established previously. We showed you the most hilarious mom tweets, dad tweets, we even showed you the best celebrity parent tweets. This time, we’ve got something just as good in store for you.

We here at Bored Panda went through the parenting tweets of 2017, picked out the best ones so far, and put them all together in this list! Serving at your pleasure, all of the tweets in this list are so hilarious they’re bound to make you laugh, even if you’re not a parent! Keep on scrolling to check them out and don’t forget to vote for your favorites.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
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10+ Embarrassing Moments People Didnt Realize Who Theyre Talking To And Made A Fool Out Of Themselves

If you’re going to criticize somebody or call someone out on something, it’s probably best that you know who you’re talking to. Because as you can see from this hilariously cringeworthy list compiled by Bored Panda, all sorts of awkwardness can ensue when you don’t do your research first. From a know-it-all correcting J.K. Rowling about the reason behind Severus Snape’s demise, to a clueless smartass who asked the Prime Minister of Malta who his sources were when he tweeted about a potential hijack situation, the examples below serve as an important reminder that if you aren’t sure who you’re talking to then maybe keep your opinions to yourself. Don’t forget to vote for your favorite!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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This 50-Year-Old Singaporean Photographer Stunned The World With The Body Of A 20-Year-Old

Meet Chuando Tan, the Singaporean photographer who will make you wonder just what the hell you’re doing wrong in life. Because believe it or not, Tan is actually 50 years old. Yes. That’s right. Five zero. And he seems to be getting younger every day.

His friends call him CD and he’s been catching eyes all over the world since recently appearing in an article for a Chinese news website. The half centenarian, who has over 160k followers on Instagram, co-owns photography firm ChuanDo & Frey, but it may come as no surprise to learn that he was once one of Singapore’s most popular models back in the late 80s and early 90s. He even had a short career as a Mandarin pop singer before discovering his passion for photography.

So what’s his secret? Well apart from awesome genetics, he also works out a lot (obviously), and he’s previously commented on how he avoids baths late at night and early in the morning, and how he regularly eats Hainan chicken. But something tells us that we would hit the gym eight days a week and eat chicken every day for a lifetime and still not look as incredible as this guy. But that’s OK. Because we’re not jealous. At all.

Meet Singaporean photographer Chuando Tan, otherwise known as CD

He might have the body of somebody in their twenties, but believe it or not, CD is actually 50 years old!

Yes, that’s right. 50. Five zero. And he seems to be getting younger every day

He was once one of Singapore’s most popular models back in the late 80s and early 90s

He even had a short career as a Mandarin pop singer before discovering his passion for photography

So what’s his secret to looking youthful?

He’s previously commented on how he avoids baths late at night and early in the morning

He also works out

A lot

He likes to eat lean meat like Hainan chicken

Mingling with celebrities also helps to keep him young. Probably

It’s no surprise that CD has over 160k followers on Instagram

Did we mention this guy is 50?!

Read more: http://www.boredpanda.com/50-year-old-photographer-asian-do-not-age-chuando-tan/

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Mom Farts In Yoga Class, And Her Story Is So Embarrassing You Might Not Finish Reading It

Everyone has an embarrassing moment every once in a while, but this mom… Her moment was so embarrassing it’ll make you cry with laughter!

Mum on the Run blogger Laura Mazza has muscle separation and is trying to get in shape, so her doctor recommended trying yoga. Unfortunately, when Mazza came to her first class, it was a complete disaster. Despite the fact the everyone in her class had nice tight yoga pants and perfect pedicures while Mazza was showing off her “froddo feet” and hairy toes, she had a cringeworthy incident… “Somewhere between the dolphin position and the three legged dog two of those burning garbage eggs slip out and I fart,” Mazza shares. “I farted. I farted at yoga. I’m a walking cliche. My pelvic floor has failed me.” Fortunately, it was quiet and just maybe nobody noticed. But what happened next… It’s so mortifying it will make you cry with laughter! Keep on scrolling to find out!

Read more: http://www.boredpanda.com/mother-yoga-class-fart-story/

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Harry Potter Version Of Cards Against Humanity Exists, And Its What Every ADULT Muggle Needs

A group of Potterheads has created a Cards Against Humanity-style Harry Potter game, and it’s perfectly riddikulus.

Cards Against Muggles is mirrored on the infamous Cards Against Humanity, and much like the original, the Harry Potter version tackles a looot of NSFW topics. The game is strictly for adult players only, so trust me, you wouldn’t want to take it out in any family gatherings. It includes phrases like “Peeves finding you masturbating”, losing your wand and using your dick instead”, and “putting my basilisk in your CHamber of Secrets”.

Cards Against Muggle consists of 1,300 cards, and it’s sold for $19.95 but as an online download copy only. This means users will have to print the deck themselves. The good news is, they won’t have to wait for shipping!

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Mom Shares Her Sons Crazy Surgery Bill To Show What Will Happen Under Trumpcare

With Trumpcare’s debut just around the corner, many Americans fear that their healthcare costs are going to become too much to bear. A New Jersey mom has bravely taken up arms against the pending changes by sharing the hospital bills she pays each month to care for her chronically ill son on Twitter, and her story is so powerful that it’s shaking the Internet.

Ali Chandra, a registered nurse by profession, was still pregnant with young Ethan when she found out he would be born with heterotaxy syndrome, a rare disease that causes vital organs to be arranged abnormally, and several heart defects. Ethan had his first open heart surgery just 6 days after he was born in July of 2014, and has undergone multiple procedures since then, most recently in late February 2017. Though most of Chandra’s expenses related to Ethan’s medical needs are covered by her insurance, that could change with the new healthcare plan soon to be implemented by the Trump administration.

The most damaging law proposed by the new Trumpcare bill is the “lifetime cap,” a limit on how much money any one person can claim through their health insurance plan. These limits were banned by the Obama administration, but they could be back on the table if the GOP moves forward with their current objectives. This means that children like Ethan will most likely be already maxed out as soon as the law comes into effect, leaving their parents to foot the bill out of their own pockets. “A lifetime cap on benefits is the same as saying, “Sorry, you’re not worth keeping alive anymore. You’re just too expensive,”” Chandra wrote on Twitter.

Both the mom’s photo of her last hospital invoice and her stream of tweets that followed have gone viral, gaining over 52 thousand retweets and over 79 thousand likes. Other parents identified with Chandra’s concerns, and stood in solidarity with her staunch opposition to Trumpcare. Follow her compelling story below, and tell us what you think in the comments.

People were quick to respond to her message:

Read more: http://www.boredpanda.com/mom-shares-hospital-bill-healthcare-usa/

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10+ Genius T-Shirt Pairs You Will Be Mad You Didnt Think About First

Everyone knows that clothing is one of the best ways to express yourself. From worn out combat boots signifying your wild rebel spirit, to that fake pearl necklace hinting at your weakness for vintage, clothes often branch out way beyond their physical function.

Yet some people take it one step further and use attire to enunciate more than just their fashion preference or personality. Be it with their mothers, besties or significant others, these people use t-shirts to show off their connection, all in a clever way. You sure will be mad you didn’t think of these first!

Check out the best picks compiled by Bored Panda and prepare to never look the same at your plain old t-shirt. Don’t forget to comment and vote for your favorite designs!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Meet The Queen Of The Dark Who Was Told To Bleach Her Incredibly Dark Skin By Uber Driver

Meet Nyakim Gatwech, the South Sudanese model who’s teaching people not to be afraid of the dark. With her deeply pigmented skin and fierce determination, she’s breaking down the barriers of conventional beauty, and encouraging others to do exactly the same.

The 24-year-old burgeoning fashion icon, who now lives in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has no shame about her melanin, and she makes sure the world is aware. “My chocolate is elegant. So is what I represent… A nation of warriors,” she captioned one of her many Instagram photos, which routinely exceed 10 thousand likes each. In another, she details an experience in which an Uber driver suggested she try ‘bleaching’ her skin – and her only response was laughter. “You won’t believe the kind of questions I get and the kind of looks I get for having this skin.”

Gatwech is not only an advocate for diversity in the fashion industry, but also a voice for Black rights around the world. She’s even been dubbed “Queen of the Dark,” a title she happily accepts. “Black is bold, black is beautiful, black is gold… Don’t let American standards damage your African soul.” Love the skin you live in, no matter what colour or shade it may be!

24-year-old Nyakim Gatwech is making waves in the fashion industry with her sumptuously dark skin

Before the South Sudanese model found success, though, her unique beauty wasn’t celebrated by all

In 2016, an Uber driver suggested she bleach her skin, implying that her deep complexion was nothing to love

She simply responded with laughter, and has fully embraced her striking appearance ever since

“My chocolate is elegant. So is what I represent… A nation of warriors,” she captioned an Instagram photo

Now living in Minneapolis, Nyakim is a voice of encouragement for the Black community

“You are beyond beautiful and the love I have for you is unconditional because you are me,” she wrote

“Let’s show the world how beautiful and intelligent we are apart from just being dark skinned”

The burgeoning fashion icon has now gone viral, with over 100 thousand followers on Instagram

Though she still receives discouraging messages now and then, she refuses to give up her radiant self-love

She has even been dubbed the “Queen of the Dark,” a title she happily accepts

“My skin absorbs the suns rays and my hair defies gravity. Now you can’t tell me I’m not magical!”

Read more: http://www.boredpanda.com/sudanese-model-queen-of-the-dark-nyakim-gatwech/

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